Why I Can Never Own Cable TV

When I was 7 my parents got us cable TV. At that time we had something called OPTUS tv or something. I believe they are just a phone and internet company now. I would get up extra early in the morning to watch whatever was on Cartoon network. Then I would stay up 'til midnight because my mother would switch to a Chinese cartoon network.

7 without Cable

7 with Cable!!!!!

 Time: 12:05am

I was such a brat that when my brother wanted to watch sports for just a few hours, I'd complain to my mum until he switched it back to cartoon network.

20 Without Cable

20 With Cable!!

 I watch enough TV without cable. I seriously have no self control.

Can't you see that I'm BUSY?

GTFO

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Introductions

I started this blog after laughing hysterically at Hyperbole and a Half, and The Oatmeal. The thing I discovered about myself is that I cannot simply enjoy something. If I really like it, I want to try it for myself. I'll think about it always until I get it out of my system and do it. I also tend to get bored with university assignments and need a creative outlet. Enjoy and please stick around!