Ice Cream Hunt

I went to the Melbourne Show today. If you dont know what it is, it's a carnival that occurs every spring school holidays so that the kids have something to do. I haven't been in ages and you know you haven't been in ages if you can't remember how old you were. I remember the place was massive and there were ice creams trollies everywhere and I really wanted ice cream but I wasn't allowed any. Did you follow that without full stops?

My plan was to buy 3 show bags, go on some of the less twisty turny rides and eat food you would eat at a carnival.

 

I've never had a corn dog before so I had to have one. It's tradition in Hollywood movies and shit.

Let's say the taste was underwhelming.

 

Luckily it was sunny and fine so my friends and I started to crave for soft serve ice cream. We're at a carnival so it shouldn't be a problem. Soft serves should be everywhere.

But no. We could only find Peters Ice Cream which is the stuff you buy from the supermarket in big tubs. I don't want ice cream I can have at home!

 

We eventually found ONE stand that sold soft-serve. It was a new yoghurt plus ice cream recipe combination. It was better than nothing. I was just ecstatic that I finally got to eat soft serve ice cream.

SON OF A BITCH.